Jan
27
2012

Why are you part of a software community?

I’m thinking about posting a poll in a couple of days about software communities and I’m looking for some input on some of the responses.  I have my set of possible responses, but I’d like some input before posting the poll.  So, if you have some ideas, please post them in the comments. The question [...]

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Jan
19
2012

Watch 12 Cute Dogs Bark The Star Wars Imperial March In VW’s Super Bowl Ad Teaser

Watch 12 Cute Dogs Bark The Star Wars Imperial March In VW’s Super Bowl Ad Teaser.

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Dec
06
2011

Superhero Antics

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I’ve wondered.  What does a superhero do in their free time?  If you have an idea why don’t you take this transparent PNG and put him in the middle of a few high jinks.  Post links to your images in the comments.

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Nov
29
2011

Uh huh

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Nov
11
2011

Binary Day

Today is NOT binary day.  It is not 11/11/11 11:11:11.  It is 11/11/2011 11:11:11.  The number two is not a binary number.  The last time we had a binary day “like this” the Crusades were happening.  There are 2,917,608 days before the next legitimate Binary Day and by then we’ll all be addicted to the [...]

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Nov
09
2011

Occupy This

There’s an “Occupy Whitehorse“. No, Americans, I did not mis-spell that. And, yes, that says “sole” as in “one”. I, for one, am part of the Occupy Schroeder Household movement. Our (my) demands are the immediate disolution of HOA rules and dues (save for the pool and a couple of flowers), a federal 50% tax [...]

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Jul
06
2011

Speaking at OsCon

This year OsCon will be graced by my presence.  And by that I mean; I get to go to OsCon!! This month on July 27th I will be speaking on PHP Performance.   I’m convinced that application performance is one of the most misunderstood problems out there.  How do I know this?  I spent just [...]

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Mar
07
2011

I’m curious about what you build

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What do you spend your time on?  What types of applications do you work on?  I’m not so much curious about the frameworks you use, or your production environment.  What you do, not what you use, is what I’m interested in.  Do you build a blog, a CMS, an order entry system, a social media [...]

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Feb
17
2011

I hate config files

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I hate config files. There, I said it. Made a change to your configuration? Database? Temp location? Gotta redeploy your application. Even if you have an awesome deployment mechanism it just seems somehow wrong to have to redeploy your app to make a configuration change. From a security standpoint, I don’t particularly like having passwords and such being stored in a source repository. Or making it part of your build process. Or manually editing files in production.

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Feb
09
2011

Implementing asynchronous functionality in Magento

ECommerce is a small thing, right? Nobody’s doing it and it’s so simple that everyone who does it is doing it right. When that Cyber Monday hits, nobody panics; sites stay up, they’re able to handle the load and nobody gets yelled at, right?

OK, maybe 20 years ago.

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