by Kevin Schroeder | 11:04 am

This E-mail and any of its attachments may contain ****** proprietary information, which is privileged, confidential, or subject to copyright belonging to ******. This E-mail is intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed. If you are not the intended recipient of this E-mail, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution, copying, or action taken in relation to the contents of and attachments to this E-mail is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this E-mail in error, please notify the sender immediately and permanently delete the original and any copy of this E-mail and any printout.

Uh huh.  “Strictly prohibited and may be unlawful”?  “May” be unlawful?  I should send out emails to millions of random people and say “by reading this email you may be required to send me $1,000”.

What other “remedies” could I put in my email to millions of people?


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